You were successfully absolved on 01/10/2011 of the following sin:
“bless me father, for i have sinned. for this, and past sins, i am sorry. i recently made endless progerian jokes with a friend. i feel terrible, but with the help of god, i promise to better my life. ”
You may now sleep well knowing you have secured your place in the afterlife. Just be more careful what you get up to from now on!
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