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"I thought after what I had done there was no way back but when I found iRepent.co.uk I was amazed at the results" - Hitler

 

"I sort of felt bad making the site, but as soon as I repented I just felt great again!" - Steve

 

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"When this whole mess washes away we know we'll be visiting iRepent.co.uk" - BP

 

"Soon as I had realised what I done, I went to iRepent.co.uk, now me and the big JC enjoy coffee and lunch together!" - Judas

 

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*all testimonials are made up and do not represent the views of those mentioned and any similarity is purely coincidental. Either that or Hitler had a time machine?

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ira, i don\´t want to be this way, forgive me father, for i have sinned. i have lied to you on numerous counts. i have promised you things in my prayers that i did not fulfill. father god, i don;t want to be the way that i am right now. that is why i strive for you to heal me and go through the process with me. father, i am not who you intended for me to be. and for that, i am sorry. that\´s all that i can say. of all of the horrible things that i\´ve done, what i\´ve been doing constantly for the past 8 years is unpleasant. please father. i beg of you to forgive me ans help me. in jesus\´s name, amen.
This was repented on 15/01/2012 11:03:48 AM
Permalink: http://www.irepent.co.uk/zeydv
i repent, i'm so sorry for being a stupid child, i'm scared, those sounds in alberta hit me, i beleive it was one of the horns, the 7 horns. i'm sorry i messed up, i'll change just to be with you, i'm sorry. i need a miricle, my relationship with my ex, i'm taking him back, i hope it goes well, i hope i'm one of the many, i repent, i have sinned i've said and thought stupid things, i hope u go on the internet please forgive me you know i love you with all my heart <333333
This was repented on 15/01/2012 06:52:44 AM
Permalink: http://www.irepent.co.uk/ysx4u
so sorry papa, i did it again...
This was repented on 02/10/2011 23:32:53 PM
Permalink: http://www.irepent.co.uk/2elgv
bless me father, for i have sinned. for this, and past sins, i am sorry. i recently made endless progerian jokes with a friend. i feel terrible, but with the help of god, i promise to better my life.
This was repented on 01/10/2011 04:13:36 AM
Permalink: http://www.irepent.co.uk/2cxbv
i wasted four years of my life not studying when i had the chance to. now the future's bleak and i do not see where i'll be a few years down the road. she made a right choice breaking up with me knowing i'll not be able to give her a decent life. i feel relieved knowing she's well and happy. things are not looking good. i'm feeling really dejected and lost in life. to the superior being up above, "what are you expecting from me?" mom, i'm terribly sorry. i doubt i'll ever say this to you. but i truly am. making you worry even though you're getting on in years. i'm sorry...
This was repented on 29/09/2011 19:54:37 PM
Permalink: http://www.irepent.co.uk/q5xie